Best quotes to send by SMS

Speak to me as to thy thinkings,
As thou dost ruminate, and give thy worst of thoughts
The worst of words.
Author: William Shakespeare
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.
Author: John Andrew Holmes
I don't hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire nice people.
Author: Leona Helmsly
Strain every nerve to gain your point.
Author: Cicero
Strength instead of being the lusty child of passions, grows by grappling with and subduing them.
Author: James M. Barrie
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you cross the Internet
with a
currant bread?
Spotted click
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Did you know pillows
have their own
website?
Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
If doors
have a website shouldn't
windows have one too?
We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What do builders use to make
websites?
Com.crete.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Why do you keep going back to that fishing
website?
I can't help it, I'm hooked.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes