Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy worst of thoughts The worst of words.
Author: William Shakespeare

John Andrew Holmes Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.
Author: John Andrew Holmes

Leona Helmsly I don't hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire nice people.
Author: Leona Helmsly

Cicero Strain every nerve to gain your point.
Author: Cicero

James M. Barrie Strength instead of being the lusty child of passions, grows by grappling with and subduing them.
Author: James M. Barrie

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click
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Internet jokes Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
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Internet jokes If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.
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Internet jokes What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
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Internet jokes Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.
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