Best quotes to send by SMS

The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight.
Author: Jerry Falwell
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
Author: Michel de Montaigne
Nature does not proceed by leaps.
Author: Linnaeus
The arts must be considered an essential element of education... They are tools for living life reflectively, joyfully and with the ability to shape the future.
Author: Shirley Trusty Corey
The average person thinks he isn't.
Author: Father Larry Lorenzoni
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buckle
!
Buckle who ?
Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bug
!
Bug who ?
Bug Rodgers !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bumbry
!
Bumbry who ?
Bumbry tuna !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bush
!
Bush who ?
Bush your money where your mouth is !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Byron
!
Byron who ?
Byron new suit !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes