Best quotes to send by SMS
Jerry Falwell The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight.
Author: Jerry Falwell

Michel de Montaigne The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Linnaeus Nature does not proceed by leaps.
Author: Linnaeus

Shirley Trusty Corey The arts must be considered an essential element of education... They are tools for living life reflectively, joyfully and with the ability to shape the future.
Author: Shirley Trusty Corey

Father Larry Lorenzoni The average person thinks he isn't.
Author: Father Larry Lorenzoni

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bumbry ! Bumbry who ? Bumbry tuna !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !
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