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Best quotes to send by SMS
The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked, that he himself can set no limit to his shamelessness.Author: Cicero
The face is not a secondary billboard for our internal feelings. It is an equal partner in the emotional process.Author: Malcolm Gladwell
The fact speak for themselves.Author: Demosthenes
The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.Author: Mary Catherine Bateson
The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge.Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why is a bride always out of luck on her
wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man.This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Where did the burgers go after
their
wedding?
On a bun-eymoon!This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Both of my marriages have been
disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marrThis is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
The wedding was over, and the reception
was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other
members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not.
"Don't be
to mad at Dave," a friend told her. "He did a terrific
job. I'd be
glad to have him usher at my wedding."
"Yeah," Betty replied, "I
wish he had been an usher at
mine."This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
QUESTION: What is
honeymoon? ANSWER: That
brief span of time between, "I do" and
"You'd better!"This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes