
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.
Author: Oscar Wilde
No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.
Author: Edmund Burke
The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest.
Author: Thomas Moore
The pain of making the necessary sacrifices always hurts more than you think it's going to. I know. It sucks. That being said, doing something seriously creative is one of the most amazing experiences one can have, in this or any other lifetime. If you ca
Author: Hugh Macleod
If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.
Author: Joseph Farrell

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
Rub
him with oinkment.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
What does a pig use to write his term
papers
with?
Pen and Oink!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?
The piggalo (piccalo).
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
What should you say to a pig on roller skates?
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
What would a pig name a chain of food
stores?
"Stop "N Slop Markets"
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes