Best quotes to send by SMS
Oscar Wilde The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Edmund Burke No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.
Author: Edmund Burke

Thomas Moore The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest.
Author: Thomas Moore

Hugh Macleod The pain of making the necessary sacrifices always hurts more than you think it's going to. I know. It sucks. That being said, doing something seriously creative is one of the most amazing experiences one can have, in this or any other lifetime. If you ca
Author: Hugh Macleod

Joseph Farrell If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.
Author: Joseph Farrell

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment.
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Pig jokes What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!
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Pig jokes What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
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Pig jokes What would a pig name a chain of food stores? "Stop "N Slop Markets"
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