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Sharp 770SH
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Best quotes to send by SMS
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.Author: Robertson Davies
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.Author: Tom Morris
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.Author: Harry S Truman
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.Author: Yiddish Proverb
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits.Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do most people do when they see a python ?
They re-coil !This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
magic
spell ?
Addercadabra and abradacobra !This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
What song to snakes like to sing ?
Viva
Aspana !This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
What do you call a snake who works for the
governement ?
A civil serpent !This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
"Go forth and multiply" ?
They couldn't, they were adders !This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes