Best quotes to send by SMS
Jeffrey Kalmikoff When we try to do something new, we don't know what we're doing. That's the biggest challenge.
Author: Jeffrey Kalmikoff

Sir William Draper Presumption means nothing more than as stated by Lord Mansfield, the weighing of probabilities, and deciding, by the powers of common sense, on which side the truth is.
Author: Sir William Draper

Sam Ewing It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
Author: Sam Ewing

Helen Rowland The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Author: Helen Rowland

Chinese Proverb When you drink the water, remember the spring.
Author: Chinese Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!
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Blonde jokes Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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Blonde jokes I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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Blonde jokes A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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Blonde jokes Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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