Best quotes to send by SMS

When we try to do something new, we don't know what we're doing. That's the biggest challenge.
Author: Jeffrey Kalmikoff
Presumption means nothing more than as stated by Lord Mansfield, the weighing of probabilities, and deciding, by the powers of common sense, on which side the truth is.
Author: Sir William Draper
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
Author: Sam Ewing
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Author: Helen Rowland
When you drink the water, remember the spring.
Author: Chinese Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?
Shine a torch in her ear!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Be
careful never to let a blonde have a
coffee break... It takes too long
to retrain her afterwards!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw
was the back of her head!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car,
but burned her lips
on the tailpipe.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a solar powered
calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes