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Best quotes to send by SMS
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.Author: Nikita Khrushchev
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.Author: Ernest Benn
I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.Author: James Madison
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.Author: Heywood Broun
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.Author: John Lehman
The best jokes to send by SMS
What did the grape say when the
elephant
stood on it ?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Why did the
elephant eat the candle
?
For light refreshment !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Why do
elephants do well in school
?
Because they have a lot of grey matter !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant
?
Get a tame one and annoy it !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What do you call an
elephant that lies
across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes