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He said not 'Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou shalt not be dis-eased'; but he said, 'Thou shalt not be overcome.'Author: Julian of Norwich
He that can have patience can have what he will.Author: Benjamin Franklin
He that dies pays all debts.Author: William Shakespeare
He that is busy is tempted by but one devil; he that is idle, by a legion.Author: Thomas Fuller
He that jokes confesses.Author: Italian Proverb
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A general calls a colonel:
- Do you
have a couple of smart majors?
- Yes I do.
- Send them to
me. I need to move my furniture around.This is the joke from a category: Military jokes
Q: How many British navy Officers does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes him seven
weeks to get there.This is the joke from a category: Military jokes
Q: How many military information officers
does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: At the present point in
time it is against policy and the best
interests of military strategy
to divulge information of such a statistical
nature. Next question,
please.This is the joke from a category: Military jokes
A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked
M.E.
for Medically Exempt.
Afterward a friend borrowed the
truss to wear for his physical. At the
end of the examination the
doctor stamped M.E. on his papers.
"Does that mean I'm medically
exempt?" he asked.
"No," answered the doctor. "M.E. stands for
Middle East. Anyone who
can wear a truss upside down can certainly ride
a camel."This is the joke from a category: Military jokes
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in
common ?
A. Nothing, yet.This is the joke from a category: Military jokes