There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.
Author: Bill Clinton

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Author: Will Rogers

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
Author: Martin Gardner

So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world.
Author: Immanuel Kant

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.
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'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ? 'Thirty two!' 'Why did you say that ?' 'Well, my brother's sixteen and he's half mad !'
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Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
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