Best quotes to send by SMS
James Branch Cabell There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.
Author: James Branch Cabell

Virginia Kelley There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.
Author: Virginia Kelley

W. C. Fields I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Author: W. C. Fields

Oscar Wilde It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Harry S Truman I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Author: Harry S Truman

The best jokes to send by SMS
School jokes Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
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School jokes Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
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School jokes What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!
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School jokes What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!
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School jokes Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
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