There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.
Author: James Branch Cabell

There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.
Author: Virginia Kelley

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Author: W. C. Fields

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Author: Harry S Truman

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
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What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!
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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!
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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
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