There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Author: Christopher Morley

There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
Author: Kin Hubbard

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
Author: Matt Groening

There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
Author: Rita Holt

One picture is worth a thousand words.
Author: Fred R. Barnard

Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
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The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !
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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
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The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?" "Yes," said Jackie, and she did. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?" "That depends," said Fred, "with or without mistakes"!
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Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
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