It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

There's folks 'ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i' their boots.
Author: George Eliot

There's no easy way out. If there were, I would have bought it. And believe me, it would be one of my favorite things!
Author: Oprah Winfrey

There's nothing ill can dwell in such a temple: If the ill spirit have so fair a house, Good things will strive to dwell with 't.
Author: William Shakespeare

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Author: Clint Eastwood

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes