There's folks 'ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i' their boots.
Author: George Eliot

There's no easy way out. If there were, I would have bought it. And believe me, it would be one of my favorite things!
Author: Oprah Winfrey

There's nothing ill can dwell in such a temple: If the ill spirit have so fair a house, Good things will strive to dwell with 't.
Author: William Shakespeare

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Author: Clint Eastwood

There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.
Author: Jay Leno

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes