There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
Author: Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Author: Don Herold

There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed which she plotted when she contrived her husband's murder.
Author: Homer

There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Author: Cicero

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
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Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
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