There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Author: Don Herold

There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed which she plotted when she contrived her husband's murder.
Author: Homer

There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Author: Cicero

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.
Author: Bill Clinton

Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
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I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
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