There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
Author: Nat Burton

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Author: Calvin Trillin

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

There's an old saying that if you come back to the place where you became a man, you will remember all those things you need to be happy... That saying never made sense to me, but I thought it was worth a try.
Author: Henry Bromel

There's no correlation between creativity and equipment ownership. None. Zilch. Nada. Actually, as the artist gets more into his thing, and as he gets more successful, his number of tools tends to go down. He knows what works for him. Expending mental ene
Author: Hugh Macleod

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes