There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Author: Don Herold

There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed which she plotted when she contrived her husband's murder.
Author: Homer

There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Author: Cicero

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.
Author: Bill Clinton

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Author: Will Rogers

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
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I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
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"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled"
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