The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
Author: Albert Einstein

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Author: William Shakespeare

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Author: George Orwell

Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
Author: Walt Whitman

Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!
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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
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What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
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