Best quotes to send by SMS

I wish you well and so I take my leave,
I Pray you know me when we meet again.
Author: William Shakespeare
The more things change, the more they remain... insane.
Author: Michael Fry and T. Lewis
The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
Author: Erich Fromm
The most decisive actions of our life - I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future - are, more often than not, unconsidered.
Author: Andre Gide
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Author: Peter Drucker
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why was the broom late ?
It over swept
!
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Q: How is a
marriage like a hot
bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
John: "I'm a man of few words."
Bill:
"I'm married, too."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian
told his best friend
Mike.
"Why not add some intrigue to your
life, and have an affair?" his
friend suggested.
"But what
if my wife finds out?"
"Heck, we are almost on the begining of
the 21st centrury, Brian. Go
ahead and tell her about it!"
So Brian went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us
closer together."
"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that
many times - it never
worked."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
QUESTION: Do you know what
is honeymoon?
ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and
debting.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes