There's an old saying that if you come back to the place where you became a man, you will remember all those things you need to be happy... That saying never made sense to me, but I thought it was worth a try.
Author: Henry Bromel

There's no correlation between creativity and equipment ownership. None. Zilch. Nada. Actually, as the artist gets more into his thing, and as he gets more successful, his number of tools tends to go down. He knows what works for him. Expending mental ene
Author: Hugh Macleod

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Author: Solomon Short

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Author: Aldous Huxley

There's the country of America, which you have to defend, but there's also the idea of America. America is more than just a country, it's an idea. An idea that's supposed to be contagious.
Author: Bono

What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
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What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !
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What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !
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What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !
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