It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Author: William Blake

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
Author: Virginia Woolf

There is no such thing as a worthless book though there are some far worse than worthless; no book that is not worth preserving, if its existence may be tolerated; as there may be some men whom it may be proper to hang, but none should be suffered to star
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that thought.
Author: Pierre Bayle

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
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I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra!
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Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
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