There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
Author: Carol Matthau

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Author: Ken Olsen

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Author: William Blake

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
Author: Virginia Woolf

There is no such thing as a worthless book though there are some far worse than worthless; no book that is not worth preserving, if its existence may be tolerated; as there may be some men whom it may be proper to hang, but none should be suffered to star
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. "Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, "I thought you said your mother was home." The kid replied, "She is; but this isn't where I live.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
This is the joke from a category: School jokes