One picture is worth a thousand words.
Author: Fred R. Barnard

There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the open window and summoning in from the gloom outside the spirits of the nether world.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
Author: George Herbert

There's a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons-- That oppresses, like the Heft Of Cathedral Tunes--
Author: Emily Dickinson

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Author: Oscar Levant

Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
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Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !
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