There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Author: Ken Olsen

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Author: William Blake

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
Author: Virginia Woolf

There is no such thing as a worthless book though there are some far worse than worthless; no book that is not worth preserving, if its existence may be tolerated; as there may be some men whom it may be proper to hang, but none should be suffered to star
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra!
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Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes