If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.
Author: John Atkinson

There is no such thing as luck. It's a fancy name for being always at our duty, and so sure to be ready when good time comes.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
Author: Albert Einstein

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Author: William Shakespeare

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Author: George Orwell

Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!
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Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
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