Not to know is bad. Not to wish to know is worse.
Author: African Proverb

There the wicked cease from troubling, and there the weary be at rest.
Author: Bible

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Author: Nora Ephron

There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
Author: Lewis Mumford

Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !
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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !
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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !
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