It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
Author: Garrison Keillor

The great end of life is not knowledge, but action.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Property has its duties as well as its rights.
Author: Thomas Brummond

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
Author: Nelson Mandela

There is nothing respecting which a man may be so long unconscious as of the extent and strength of his prejudices.
Author: Francis Jeffrey

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away
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Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
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What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!
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Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
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My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
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