Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas Fuller The great end of life is not knowledge, but action.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Thomas Brummond Property has its duties as well as its rights.
Author: Thomas Brummond

Nelson Mandela There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
Author: Nelson Mandela

Francis Jeffrey There is nothing respecting which a man may be so long unconscious as of the extent and strength of his prejudices.
Author: Francis Jeffrey

Samuel Johnson The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Author: Samuel Johnson

The best jokes to send by SMS
School jokes What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!
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School jokes Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
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School jokes My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
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School jokes Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
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School jokes Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
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