There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There is no new thing under the sun.
Author: Bible

There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men understand that they will not offend you by speaking the truth; but when everyone can tell you the truth, you lose their respect.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Author: Alice Thomas Ellis

There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
Author: General Douglas MacArthur

Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton." Salesman: Oh, that's just to keep the moths away.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes