There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Author: Mary Wilson Little

There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody, anywhere, any time.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

There is no slavery but ignorance.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

It's a great medium for trivia and hobbies, but not the place for reasoned, reflective judgment. Suprisingly often, discussions degenerate into acrimony, insults and flames.
Author: Clifford Stoll

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Author: Sam Brown

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!
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What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
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Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!
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Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
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