If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
Author: Virginia Woolf

There is no such thing as a worthless book though there are some far worse than worthless; no book that is not worth preserving, if its existence may be tolerated; as there may be some men whom it may be proper to hang, but none should be suffered to star
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that thought.
Author: Pierre Bayle

There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood tomorrow.
Author: Victor Hugo

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
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Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils!
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