There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard to come by.
Author: Annie Dillard

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.
Author: John Atkinson

There is no such thing as luck. It's a fancy name for being always at our duty, and so sure to be ready when good time comes.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
Author: Albert Einstein

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Author: William Shakespeare

Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
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