I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently.
Author: William Shakespeare

There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.
Author: Robertson Davies

There is no place in nature for extinction.
Author: Licretius

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Author: Josh Billings

There is no silver bullet and frankly you probably dont need one. It is far more important to be able to find the right kind of gun, be able to load the gun and perhaps most importantly, be able to figure out where the werewolf is.
Author: Matthew Oliphant

Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plots in another cemetery. He seemed uncertain as to what to say next, but he recovered to say politely, "I hope you'll be very happy there."
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied "It's easy" and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. He laid out his chips and dip. His boss said, "That's a very innovative approach" and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Yuck, this tastes terrible!" his boss yelled. The salesman replied "IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?"
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes