There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody, anywhere, any time.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

There is no slavery but ignorance.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

It's a great medium for trivia and hobbies, but not the place for reasoned, reflective judgment. Suprisingly often, discussions degenerate into acrimony, insults and flames.
Author: Clifford Stoll

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Author: Sam Brown

There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.
Author: James Branch Cabell

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
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Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!
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Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
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