There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Author: Alice Thomas Ellis

There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
Author: General Douglas MacArthur

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.
Author: Christopher Reeve

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
Author: Garrison Keillor

The great end of life is not knowledge, but action.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!
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Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
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