I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
Author: Joe Walsh

There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad in the best of us, That it hardly behooves any of us To talk about the rest of us.
Author: Edward Wallis Hoch

There isnothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water knowing that I've done it with my own two arms and legs.
Author: Diana Nyad

Not to know is bad. Not to wish to know is worse.
Author: African Proverb

There the wicked cease from troubling, and there the weary be at rest.
Author: Bible

Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !
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Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up
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Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
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Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !
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If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father !
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