I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
Author: Matt Groening

There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
Author: Rita Holt

One picture is worth a thousand words.
Author: Fred R. Barnard

There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the open window and summoning in from the gloom outside the spirits of the nether world.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
Author: George Herbert

Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. "What is this 45 in math?" asked her father. "I think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!
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Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !
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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !
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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
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