Know the right moment.
Author: Pittacus

There is no joy in a life that is all information. There is no 'juice' to that kind of life. No sweetness, no color. Like trading a beautiful golden-ripe orange for a stalk of whithered broccoli.
Author: Tish Grier

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There is no new thing under the sun.
Author: Bible

There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men understand that they will not offend you by speaking the truth; but when everyone can tell you the truth, you lose their respect.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, "This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few dollars above the car which costs no more than some models of the lowest priced cars."
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes