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Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless.
Author: George Lucas

Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come from us, but in fact they themselves have woes beyond their share because of their own follies.
Author: Homer

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.
Author: Brooke McEldowney

Love flies, runs, and rejoices; it is free and nothing can hold it back.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Love is an attempt at penetrating another being, but it can only succeed if the surrender is mutual.
Author: Octavio Paz

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..." The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes