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Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
Author: Lewis Mumford

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Author: Publilius Syrus

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
Author: Matt Groening

There's no business like show business.
Author: Irving Berlin

Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.
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Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.
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It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.
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Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.
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