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It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more to avoid confrontation.
Author: John Gray

I say, thou mad March hare.
Author: John Skelton

It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we have even once been deceived.
Author: Rene Descartes

In a republic the first rule for the guidance of the citizen is obedience of the law.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way.
Author: Aristotle

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
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Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.
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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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