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Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground.
Author: Zora Neale Hurston

Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
Author: Jacopo Sannazaro

Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
Author: John Steinbeck

Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca

Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham

Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes