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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Author: Doug Larson

The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Author: Garry Shandling

The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all military thinking.
Author: Terry Pratchett

My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
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Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."
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Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.
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Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes