Best quotes to send by SMS

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Author: Kin Hubbard
Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed.
Author: Buzz Aldrin
How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!
Author: Walt Whitman
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Author: Satchel Paige
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Author: Lewis B. Frumkes
The best jokes to send by SMS

Where's the safest place to
hide money from a
man?
Under the soap
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet
paper?
No one knows, it's never happened.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
How are men like noodles?
They are always in
hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
What's the difference between a new husband and a
new
dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice
makes perfect."
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes