Best quotes to send by SMS
Kin Hubbard Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Buzz Aldrin Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed.
Author: Buzz Aldrin

Walt Whitman How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!
Author: Walt Whitman

Satchel Paige How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Author: Satchel Paige

Lewis B. Frumkes How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Author: Lewis B. Frumkes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
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Men jokes How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.
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Men jokes How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
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Men jokes What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Men jokes What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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