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Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain in power, every mastery of natural forces, every scientific addition to knowledge, has proved potentially dangerous, because it has not been accompanied by equal gains in self-und
Author: Lewis Mumford

Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.
Author: Bible

Ye are the light of the world. A city set upon a hill cannot be hid.
Author: Bible

Yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.
Author: Bible

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
Author: Charles De Gaulle

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: ".......and ninthly..."
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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost
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What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting
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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?
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