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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Author: Edgar Bergen

Haste in every business brings failures.
Author: Herodotus

Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth.
Author: Buddha

Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee.
Author: Immanuel Kant

Have you ever noticed that there are people who do things which are most indelicate, and yet at the same time - beautiful?
Author: E. M. Forster

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ? Annabel would be useful on this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
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