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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Author: Mark Twain

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
Author: Alfred Adler

It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake.
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." They start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there nare still two floors left, they continue on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect. "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they would be missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes