Best quotes to send by SMS

He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit.
Author: Sir Walter Scott
He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
Author: Bible
He that is robb'd, not wanting what is stolen,
Let him not know 't, and he's not robb'd at all.
Author: William Shakespeare
He that loveth a book will never want a faithful friend, a wholesome counsellor, a cheerful companion, an effectual comforter.
Author: Dr. Isaac Barrow
He that seeks trouble never misses.
Author: French Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bully
!
Bully who ?
Bully Jean is not my lover !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burton
!
Burton who ?
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Button
!
Button who ?
Button in is not polite !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cain
!
Cain who ?
Cain you tell !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cameron
!
Cameron who ?
Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes