Best quotes to send by SMS
Sir Walter Scott He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit.
Author: Sir Walter Scott

Bible He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
Author: Bible

William Shakespeare He that is robb'd, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know 't, and he's not robb'd at all.
Author: William Shakespeare

Dr. Isaac Barrow He that loveth a book will never want a faithful friend, a wholesome counsellor, a cheerful companion, an effectual comforter.
Author: Dr. Isaac Barrow

French Proverb He that seeks trouble never misses.
Author: French Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
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