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He conquers who endures.
Author: Persius

He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain.
Author: Mark Twain

He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Author: Bessie A. Stanley

He is brought as a lamb to the slaughter.
Author: Bible

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home, it's nearly dark!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !
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