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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Author: Stephen Hawking

I like coincidences. They make me wonder about destiny, and whether free will is an illusion or just a matter of perspective. They let me speculate on the idea of some master plan that, from time to time, we're allowed to see out of the corner of our eye.
Author: Chuck Sigars

Love much. Earth has enough of bitter in it.
Author: Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.
Author: John Dewey

Make software that you want to use and that you would want to use often. As long as you are making something that you want to use, then your heart will be in it.
Author: Cabel Sasser

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
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